Football player 1: So how do you feel about football?
Me: Uuhh... well I don't really understand it...
Football player 1: Oh! It's easy! You just have this...egg ball and you grab it and you like ... you take one man-mountain and smash him as hard as you can against another man-mountain. It's the team with the biggest man-mountain who wins.
Conclusion: I now understand sports. But not really.
(Conversation 2)
Football player 1: Man, I'm still hungry.
Football player 2: ... you said that 10 minutes ago and you still haven't gotten up to get more food.
1 : That's because getting food is hard work! You can't just go. You have to hunt down your prey and the Man-wich is an elusive creature!
Me: What about Ice Cream?
1: Ice Cream is actually quite docile. You lay a trap and it just kinda crawls right in. ... I'm gonna get Ice Cream.
Conclusion: Hunting skills are necessary, even in a cafeteria.