Agent CM reporting:
Contact with Magpies unsuccessful. Threw bread crumbs, but the cursed squirrel enemies intercepted the attempt. Contact with our Crow allies equally unsuccessful. They do not yet trust me as an ally against the Squirrel King and his evil minions. Squirrels continue to get fat off of ROT leftovers as they plot to destroy the world, one campus at a time. Will attempt contact with Frank and Mrs. M again tomorrow. There is great source of untapped friendship with Magpies, and could be turning point in war.
Contact with Magpies unsuccessful. Threw bread crumbs, but the cursed squirrel enemies intercepted the attempt. Contact with our Crow allies equally unsuccessful. They do not yet trust me as an ally against the Squirrel King and his evil minions. Squirrels continue to get fat off of ROT leftovers as they plot to destroy the world, one campus at a time. Will attempt contact with Frank and Mrs. M again tomorrow. There is great source of untapped friendship with Magpies, and could be turning point in war.